What's with the guilt??

Hmmmmppphhh!!!!!
Right now am in the middle of a call (which fortunately my manger decided not to attend and so this blog was born) and all of us ( by us I mean me and all my colleagues) are totally pissed with the situation, which is due to two basic reasons.
1. We dont get an ounce of wat those firangs talk about
2. We dont care an ounce of what those firangs talk about.
So all in all we are just trying to make out what these guys are talking about and cursing our manager at regular intervals for leaving us here like this.
In the middle of all thsi I kinda had an argument with oen of my colleague and me being me said a couple of rude things and just a second later felt guilty about, which in turn made me wonder about the mechanism of guilt.
What is with guilt?
We feel guilty about doing anything that pleases us. we feel guilty about eating too much, bout playing too much, eating too good , indulging too much, roaming too much and at time we feel guilty about feeling guilty?
I mean why is anything that is even remotely close to making us happy makes us feel guilty?
May be its with how much confortable we are under our skin and how much confidence we carry with ourself.
Its just about how much wrong we think we can go. The more we think we are wrong the tighter is the grip of guilt on us.
Simple correlation?
Well right now ma feeling guilty about not attending the call properly, so with a heavy heart and hand I would get back to my call.